Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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