i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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