Non-Jews are for practice
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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