I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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