i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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