Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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