wanna go halves on a baby?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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