you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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