How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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