I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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