Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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