There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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