i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sober January is a disaster.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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