I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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