I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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