The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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