we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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