Sponge bath it is.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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