why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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