If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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