I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
