Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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