and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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