he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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