he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
