Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
my liver is dry heaving
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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