is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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