everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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