How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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