I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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