why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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