How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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