Me too!
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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