I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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