we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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