So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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