If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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