Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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