what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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