By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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