Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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