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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.

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  No one shows this much boob at breakfast

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"

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  I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.

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  don't worry... so do I

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.

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• (315): View more from New York

  he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?

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  Both?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.

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