It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.