"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.