So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?