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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.

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(440): I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew. http://tfl.nu/1ouh

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(303): View more from Colorado

New channing tatum movie.

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I'll bring my vibrator.

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(303): New channing tatum movie. (858): I'll bring my vibrator. http://tfl.nu/ing8

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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk

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(303): i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk http://tfl.nu/s9es

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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.

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(214): Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me. http://tfl.nu/heot

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(562): View more from California

it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with

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(562): it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with http://tfl.nu/2rwe

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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..

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(415): they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car.. http://tfl.nu/4cqo

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(314): View more from Missouri

My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married

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(314): My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married http://tfl.nu/9bud

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(863): View more from Florida

Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.

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(863): Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day. http://tfl.nu/qpfj

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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...

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(605): His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life... http://tfl.nu/cy2e

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(970): View more from Colorado

That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.

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(970): That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's. http://tfl.nu/h55c

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(404): View more from Georgia

First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.

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(404): First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service. http://tfl.nu/76kl

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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"

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I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family

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(413): Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker" (1-413): I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family http://tfl.nu/b85j

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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.

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(303): It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple. http://tfl.nu/6uwz

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(309): View more from Illinois

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!

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(309): WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?! http://tfl.nu/237p

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(410): View more from Maryland

Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.

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Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.

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(410): Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me. (443): Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life. http://tfl.nu/8aep

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