Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
3pm strippers are depressing
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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