i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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