well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Farmville is her only friend.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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