lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Sext me about skeletons
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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