HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
its liver damage thursday
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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