Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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