yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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