this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.