He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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