you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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