Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my sisters under your porch take her home
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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