i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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